Ashton Court, Bristol

What a bloody nightmare. I managed to climb 300 miles up and around mount bloody bristol on one of the hottest days in the history of mankind. Although I felt sorry for the people with buggies or children, it was every dude for himself. I wondered if I would survive as I choked to death on the dust kicked up by what can only be described as a biblical exodus. Anyway, got there, payed£32,987.50p for a cheese burger, got stoned off of other peoples super smelling skunk, experienced some of the worst music I have ever heard. There were 2 exceptions, Kid Carpet who was quite brilliant and refreshing, and the Super Furry Animals who were fantastic. I could rant on about the lack of organisation and the poor..... well , everything, but the thoght of KC and the SFA makes me happy enough to stop writing now and therefore avoid completely destroying my karma.