For several years now, the Tavern has been packing a crowd between its narrow walls with its cheap drinks and jukebox tunes. ... More
Tavern in the Grove
For several years now, the Tavern has been packing a crowd between its narrow walls with its cheap drinks and jukebox tunes. It is a no-frills neighborhood bar with minimal entertainment and a collage of pictures along the wall. The prime location and casual atmosphere continues to attract people who just want to share a pitcher of beer and play a game of darts. Thursday is a popular night, particularly with college students. Drink specials vary. No food is available, but a popular pizza place is located right across the street.
This place is not only dirty itself but cotains some of the most foul std ridden whores in Miami. Jeremy Goad can always be found here since he lives in he toilet area and is often found strangling various women, especially spanish ones, so watch out! The beer price is unbeat by anywhere in the grove, except sandbar, mr. moe's, fat tuesday's, and groovys. This place is the biggest dump i've ever seen. Jeremy Goad is a crazy drunk who vicisously beats women.
Despite the small size of the location, the cheap beer cant be beat anywhere else. As far as girls go, the trashiest dirtiest girls (mostly college girls) and not that great looking either hang out here as well, mostly Thursdays. I wouldnt be surprised if the HIV/AIDS concentration at the grove outbeats Miami Beach and San Fransisco put together. Girls there are very cheap with no morals. As far as the guys go at Tavern...Mostly alcoholic college guys who seem like if they have not gotten any action EVER, as they spend the night playin idiotic games such as darts or beer pong. Nice cozy place, but if you are looking for hot girls or guys, I recommend the beach. Good place to knock back a few with friends, not a hookup joint.